#flaming oven
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Wizard who's spellbook is ostensibly for combat but all of the spells are suspiciously suited for cooking vegetables
#wizardposting#Flaming sphere. Heat metal. Create water. Grease. Move Earth could even make a nice clay oven.#5e
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Our oven... half exploded..?
#rambles from the floor#the electronics uhhh#blew out#we flipped the breaker#and then tried turning it back on#and it went EEERRRRR and the display went crazy and there was black smoke and flames!!!#so we turned it back off#and now... we have an eleven person household with no oven HA
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encouraged by my earlier breadcrumb success I will try to make toast in a pan
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Commiting a small amount of tomfoolery (arson) in a government own building (campus)
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Every woman should be given a button when she's born and if she presses it her dad explodes. No exceptions.
#love the way my dad things disrespectful means disobeying rules never actually articulated outside his brain#and also the rules are made up and of no actual concrete importance#look both ways before crossing the street is a good rule to be safe#lock the door behind you good rule also#as is dont leave stove or oven or open flame unattended#my dads rules are not like this also i dont know i am being disrespectful until i break them and he complains#because he does not say 'i expect you to do this behaviour in this situation. if you do not i will complain endlessly#because i require a sense of control other other people and think you are personally trying to harm me when you act of your own free will#in a way that i disagree with even though it has no impact on my life at all'
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Set the oven on fire today at work. Most embarrassing part was I couldn't remember how to put it out
#i was operating on low sleep today and just blanked. stared at the flames. turned around and calmly asked my coworker how to put out a fire#i almost had a real bee and puppycat moment#it wasn't the oven itself just oven paper with a cookie on it. but still. ashes ashes
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Getting wildly invested in developing lemon bc some key traits she has are
likes cooking but from the perspective of "why low heat for 10 hours when you could just, extremely high heat for 10 seconds?"
can work with cold food to an extent - she's got supernaturally bad luck and will probably drop it on the floor
she also enjoys contemporary/modern dance and excels at it! Very good control of her body and the space around it
she involves the flamethrower, doing high energy full body motions while twirling the flames around herself
got her name from her first successful kitchen endeavor - smoked some lemon slices and ended up not reducing them to ash, but making one of those decorative dried-fruits-on-strings things that she's immensely proud of bc of the amount of control it took
her favorite color is indeed yellow and she's got the personality to match - she's a ball of sunshine
usually wears thick fireproof gloves and boots in response to her especially more explosive cooking endeavors, but will forego them when fire dancing to have greater mobility and more perception of her environment + the fire itself
#i need to start actually working on her design more.. i need to give her a lemon accessory somewhere#she does have a big bow and i wanna give it yellow on the edges; her gloves and boots also have yellow accents#maybe some hearts too? oh my god i bet she has stickers all over her flamethrower#hearts and stars and hello kitty is the last thing a pot of pasta sees before being completely incinerated#the streetcleaners beep.. the oven in my parents' house would make little beeps and sing when it was preheated. i bet she does that#in spite of painting her as an airhead she does have like. at least a normal about of little robot brain cells#she doesn't cook to be good at it she cooks bc it's fun!!! it doesn't have to be good it just has to be fun!!!!#shai speaks#i had an oc tag at one point.. i should start using that again#i just decided i wanted to develop her and just fell headfirst into caring about her#that's my cool daughter!! she nearly burned the house down trying to make dinner for me!!#she would burn down a house cooking but she could fire dance in an enclosed space and avoid everything around herself#100% would do something with a flaming hula hoop. i love my girl
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❂⭃ Starter for @phoenix-flamed ⥷❂
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"How kind of His Most Honorable Archduke to grace us peasants with his presence!"
The comment would have sounded harsh and sarcastic from any other person, but from Byron and shared with his beloved brother it took a completely unique tone. Byron knew better than anyone the important and arduous work that Elwin did, and he did not keep grudge nor grievance against Elwin for his absences. Not to mention the fact that Byron himself was not always present in Rosilith proper. He more often was looking over his ward in Port Isolde, tending to his business and his coffers. In spite of all of this, there was no love lost between them, and when Byron came to visit to learn that his brother had just made it home as well, he was eager to greet the returning noble and bring mirth into what must have surely been a stressful and burdensome trip.
Thus it was that as he came in close Byron clapped a strong arm over his brother's back and pulled him in to a hearty sort of half-hug, "A very merry welcome home for my esteemed older brother! I bet you are quite a bit surprised to see me here, no? I had intended on following up on some investments before I came, but I was missing my family. And how were your endeavors? Everything turned... favorable, I hope?"
Just the lightest drop in his tone, as if to silently denote that he understood the gravity of the situation. And to offer a shoulder should things be too grim for his usual light and boisterous mood. Elwin, strong and courageous as he was, was also just as vulnerable to the horrors of war and battle as anyone else, and he whatever he might need after the return of keeping the peace of his duchy may or may not be his loud celebration.
#tap a cask and stoke the ovens‚ for your favorite uncle is here!➻⌠ic⌡#but what of security?➻⌠closed⌡#had i the courage of my brother ➻⌠pre night of flame verse⌡#phoenix flamed
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i’m crying laughing at the list of things my school says NOT to bring
#GAS POWERED SCOOTER#ELECTRIC GRILL#FIREWORKS#OPEN FLAME ITEMS#AMPLIFIED SOUND DEVICE#MICROWAVE OVEN#HOVERBOARD
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I May Have Forgotten to Turn Off the Oven by Jocelin Carmes
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a baker's relationship with their oven is something that can be so personal. the key to good food is to know your oven intimately
#mine musings#haven't baked that much since the start of pandemic but i'm starting to do it again#but now i'm working with a different oven since i moved out#and i'm going through the process of figuring out how to control the temperature all over again#the old oven i used wasn't electric. it used gas and basically i had to light a fire first and then babysit the flame and the thermometer#you can imagine how this requires a delicate hand when dealing with temp-sensitive food like cheesecakes#never have i felt so grateful for the bain-marie#anyway now i have an electric oven yet i STILL need to constantly babysit the thermometer
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Remade these for Starfinite for the new year ^_^
Also here r their designs in my silly Starfinite au! Starline gets front and back cuz he's special
#starline doesn't scream abt bugs#but he doesn't like stepping on them cuz he doesn't want bug guts on his shoes#I put forgives after fight first as depends cuz like 🤨#it really does#I feel like what would happen is infinite would get headpat withdrawals#while they are still in an ''argument'' and starline would not be able to resist patting him and then they'd talk it out#starline can't cook at all#infinites cooking is usually freshly killed raw flicky and starline things thats erum.....gross#infinite can cook over an open flame but not in an oven#there are usually robots doing the house work#but I think starline stress cleans too.....or stress organizes#I think infinite confessed to liking starline first but I feel like starline already knew and gaslit it out of him#starlines relationship experience was kidnapping and stalking boys saying they were his boyfriend when he was 11#starline calls infinite pubby and honey and that is the extent of his pet names#infinite usually calls him doctor but when he does refer to him differently it's usually ''star'' and then a different word next to it#like ermmmm#starlight or something!!#ough yeah if u don't know the flags#starline is genderfluids and gay and infinite is demiboy and greysexual#sonic the hedgehog#dr starline#infinite the jackal#starfinite#idw sonic#starline the platypus#doctor starline#sonic art#dj art#sth#sonic au
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@orionapraxnia
#i am open to criticism#this is AU centric#The Gang + a few others#has never touched an oven No. 2 AKA Teka belongs to @ackerbangbang#they are @flame-tits on tumblr
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w hyy is the boiler out as soon as it starts to get below freezing I'm gonna kill
#also that'd be really expensive for us to fix if it's anything worse than the pilot light mouth being clogged :///#so I really hope it's just that and not actually broken#yeah the energy price hike wasn't enough I guess. god sorry for spiralling so frequently on here these days but#kinda sucks how a lot of experiencing life is just hang around until some other garbage goes wrong again#very relieved I'm not on my own here/ have to try and relight because christ I don't know how anyone can feel comfortable doing that#a manual gas boiler would be a dealbreaker in my own place#“press to release gas into the pilot light hole. light a match and insert it. keep pressing the switch down until the flame turns blue” no?#no thank you ?????#god I hate gas appliances so much why is operating them just a game of “release a bit of gas near a naked flame. but not too much!!!”#boilers and ovens suck dude why do we just have objects in the house that can explode if they want to#we already got stuck with the appendix we didn't have to invent more
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